I wonder .....

Posted on February 24, 2009 by Paul C

Ponderisms - do you ever wonder ........

(made up, read and 'borrowed' from around the world)

and a close second is

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle / tube it comes in?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

That if teflon is non stick, how did they stick it to the pan?

What the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

About how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me , they're cramming for their final exam!

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced ONETY-ONE?

About those people who spend £2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE???